It's approximately 1:28AM on Friday, August 01 and this is officially the first post to be added to this brand new blog, "The Proclamations of Dantay".
You may firstly be wondering who the hell I am. That fact will remain a secret for an eternity and shall you ever discover my real identity, then I'll to kill you. Of course, I'm only messing with you. My name is Dan and I'm going to playing the role of head blogger here at PoD.
Unfortunately for me, I live in the United Kingdom, Devon to precise. Any more than that would be telling. And who knows what you could be. Paparazzi, a stalker, a rapist, a serial killer or even dare I say it, a Miley Cyrus fan! I don't have anything against the famous youths who are representing my generation but I cross the line at Miley Cyrus, she's a hideous human being. And I'm not talking about her appearance, she's a very pretty young woman but her attitude and behaviour stinks, she's defiantly giving us a bad name! So I warn you now, this isn't a place for fans of her majesty as there isn't a fan of hers around these parts. As I said, nothing against the girl, if she wants to be a rotten, two faced, spoilt, little bitch then it's not my place to question her. Be warned, I'm not a fan of Zak Efron or other like minded individuals either, so comments about them aren't usually pretty.
In this blog, I will be commenting on films, television, music and technology and anything else that tickles my fancy. Fingers crossed the series finale of ER will be the first on my list, swiftly followed by the new Star Trek movie. But no promises can be made on either accounts as it does depends on whether I have time to sit and watch them. It's worth noting that I work at a movie theatre and with that, I get to watch as many films as many times as I like - so if your going to get a review, it will be more likely to be one about film rather music but lets see how things pan out shall we!
Anyway, on with the show shall we. Enjoy the blog and finally, welcome to "The Proclamations of Dantay".
You may firstly be wondering who the hell I am. That fact will remain a secret for an eternity and shall you ever discover my real identity, then I'll to kill you. Of course, I'm only messing with you. My name is Dan and I'm going to playing the role of head blogger here at PoD.
Unfortunately for me, I live in the United Kingdom, Devon to precise. Any more than that would be telling. And who knows what you could be. Paparazzi, a stalker, a rapist, a serial killer or even dare I say it, a Miley Cyrus fan! I don't have anything against the famous youths who are representing my generation but I cross the line at Miley Cyrus, she's a hideous human being. And I'm not talking about her appearance, she's a very pretty young woman but her attitude and behaviour stinks, she's defiantly giving us a bad name! So I warn you now, this isn't a place for fans of her majesty as there isn't a fan of hers around these parts. As I said, nothing against the girl, if she wants to be a rotten, two faced, spoilt, little bitch then it's not my place to question her. Be warned, I'm not a fan of Zak Efron or other like minded individuals either, so comments about them aren't usually pretty.
In this blog, I will be commenting on films, television, music and technology and anything else that tickles my fancy. Fingers crossed the series finale of ER will be the first on my list, swiftly followed by the new Star Trek movie. But no promises can be made on either accounts as it does depends on whether I have time to sit and watch them. It's worth noting that I work at a movie theatre and with that, I get to watch as many films as many times as I like - so if your going to get a review, it will be more likely to be one about film rather music but lets see how things pan out shall we!
Anyway, on with the show shall we. Enjoy the blog and finally, welcome to "The Proclamations of Dantay".
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